I think this jeep scares poor Chloe. It's very dangerous too. I heard 2.4 million kids were seriously injured by Walmart Pink Jeeps last year. Many were ejected, even with seatbelts on, after running into neighbor's mailboxes. Michael Jackson forced all kids on his compound to drive them. Meteors are attracted to the sound waves emitted from them. They are known terrorist targets since Osama Bin Laden has a fleet of mini-jeeps and is always looking for more. Riders are known to experience permanent psychological damage. Even sitting in one at a store prior to purchase can scar the developing brain. These are the backbone of the Chinese Economy and the reason the US Stock Market is in dire straights.
Yeh, and after the bankruptcy of the big three, it's gonna be hard to find parts when in breaks down. Maybe we should go for the Gator. Is John Deere still made in America?, or somewhere in South Korea?
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Chloe loved sitting in her car.. Chloe you better be good for your mama and daddy.. you sure have a good daddy to buy you that car!!!!
I think this jeep scares poor Chloe. It's very dangerous too. I heard 2.4 million kids were seriously injured by Walmart Pink Jeeps last year. Many were ejected, even with seatbelts on, after running into neighbor's mailboxes. Michael Jackson forced all kids on his compound to drive them. Meteors are attracted to the sound waves emitted from them. They are known terrorist targets since Osama Bin Laden has a fleet of mini-jeeps and is always looking for more. Riders are known to experience permanent psychological damage. Even sitting in one at a store prior to purchase can scar the developing brain. These are the backbone of the Chinese Economy and the reason the US Stock Market is in dire straights.
Yeh, and after the bankruptcy of the big three, it's gonna be hard to find parts when in breaks down. Maybe we should go for the Gator. Is John Deere still made in America?, or somewhere in South Korea?
On second thought, we'll get the Jeep...from Wal-Mart.
Monkey will get whatever she wants, from wherever she wants it!!!
She is spoiled rotten =)
Plus, she won't need the pink Barbie Jeep...daddy is going to paint his Jeep for her! Haha
"I want the pink Barbie Jeep from Toys R Us, please..." and "thank you very much!"
"If you get that pink jeep girl, I am gonna be SOOO jealous!! You best hide your keys cause it just MIGHT come up missing. Im just sayin." :)
-AVA
Oh and Andi..
You NEVER comment my blog!! Get to it! ;)
Wasssuuuppp Larry!?
Ava says she misses Chloe, just a little ;)
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